As you can see, none of us have posted anything for the past couple days, and to be honest, there hasn't been much interesting news in the football world—unless you consider Harry Redknapp's tax evasion case interesting...
So, it seemed like a perfect time for some Torres jokes. Seriously, he's shite, and that makes him really easy, and fun, to make fun of. Alright, here we go: (note, I didn't make up any of these jokes, just found them on the internet)
Torres has played over 1000 minutes without scoring. The last Chelsea player to do this was Petr Cech. (That one's not even a joke, it's just a fact.)
Fernando Torres walks into a bar and says "I'll have a couple of shots please." The bartender says "that's not like you."
BREAKING NEWS: David Blaine's 40 day record of doing nothing inside of a box has been broken by Fernando Torres.
Torres' mum sends him to a carrer advisor. Everything goes well until he asks "what are your goals?"
Are you struggling to succeed? Try making your goal a bit smaller. Or, if you're Fernando Torres, quite a lot bigger.
Alright, now for a David De Gea joke:
My computer has the David De Gea virus—it doesn't save anything.
And we'll end this all with a riddle:
If Torres takes a shot on David De Gea, what will happen?
That's all lads, hope you enjoyed and one of us will post a preview of the Arsenal vs Sunderland match later in the week.
Cheers,
Matthew
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